sonicandmario4ever

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RULES: Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

how to do this :: 
Dear -icon of the person who tagged you-
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___
___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you,but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12____, -Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting 
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month? 
January - That night 
February - Last year 
March - When your dwarf bit me 
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds 
May - First of May 
June - When you put cuffs on me 
July - When I threw up 
August - When I saw the shrunken head 
September - When we skinny dipped 
October - When I quoted Santa 
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes 

3. Which food do you prefer? 
Tacos - In your apartment 
Pizza - In your camping car 
Pasta - Outside of Chicago 
Hamburgers - Under the bus 
Salad - As you ate enchilada 
Chicken - In your closet 
Kabob - With Paris Hilton 
Fish - In women's clothing 
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation 
Lasagna - At the mental hospital 
Hot dog - Under a state of trance 
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on 
Red - Insult 
Black - Ignore 
Blue - Knock out 
Purple - Pour syrup on 
White - Carve your initials into 
Grey - Pull the clothes off 
Brown - Put leeches on 
Orange - Castrate 
Pink - Pull the toupee off 
Barefoot - Sit on 
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend 
White - My father 
Grey - Bill Clinton 
Brown - My fart balloon 
Purple - My mustard soufflé 
Red - Donald Duck 
Blue - My avocado plant 
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana 
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection 
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper 
None  - My John F. Kennedy-statue 
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man 
O.C. - Emotional 
One Tree Hill - Open 
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High 
House - Scarred 
Simpsons - Cowardly 
The news - Monologic 
Idol - Masochistic 
Family Guy - Senile 
Top Model - Middle-class 
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt 
Sad - How boring you are 
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist 
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage 
Depressed - That we're cousins 
Excited - That there is no solution to this 
Nervous - The middle-east 
Worried - That your Honda sucks 
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change 
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster 
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men 
Overjoyous - That I'm open 
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring 
Yellow - Your love letters 
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster 
Black - Your tame stone 
Blue - The couch cushions 
Green - The pictures from LA 
Orange - Your false teeth 
Brown - Your contact book 
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bits 
Purple - Your old lottery coupons 
Pink - The cut toenails 
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks 
E/F - Your neighbour Martin 
G/H - My virginity 
I/J - The results of your blood-samples 
K/L - Your left ear 
M/N - Your suicide note 
O/P - My common sense 
Q/R - Your mom 
S/T - Your collection of butterflies 
U/V - Your criminal record 
W/X - David's tricot outfits 
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember 
C/D - Never will forget 
E/F - Always wanted to break 
G/H - Never openly mocked 
I/J - Always have felt dirty before 
K/L - Will tell the authorities about 
M/N - Told in my confession today about 
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about 
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about 
S/T - Get sick when I think of 
U/V - Always will try to forget 
W/X - Am better off without 
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship 
Beer - Senility 
Soft drink - A new life as a clone 
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo 
Milk - The apartment building 
Wine - Cocaine abuse 
Cider - A passionate interest for mice 
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations 
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash 
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism 
Whisky - To ruin the second world war 
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards 
USA - Best regards 
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail 
Spain - Go and drown yourself 
China - Disgusting regards 
Germany - With ease 
Japan - Go burn 
Greece - Your everlasting enemy 
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard 
Egypt - Fuck off now 
France - In pain 
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Dear 

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped under the bus and I saw you ignore my best friend . I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist . I'm returning your memories from the military service to you,but I'll keep The results of your blood-samples  as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without our friendship .

Go Burn , -Swablue o(´^｀)o

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